It 's a bad time to write on the blog.
say that I'm back to work is an understatement.
But I want to upgrade, mostly to make you see all the little things that I put new.
here. There
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<- Là
Details of an obsessive compulsive set for the tiny, insignificant things like the stupid icons.
How cute they are, however, eh? Eh? EH?
All this to say what?
Uhm ... I do not remember. In fact, this post had to have a deeper sense of the mundane that make blatant adjustments ... ah! Yes I remember now.
A little dialogue had to Apple .
I recently discovered that my silly dialogues sbellicare do people who diligently - and let's put clear by now, are very few - follow this asshole of the world that is my blog.
comes in so bad I do not often surreal situations worthy to be remembered, so updates on that can not be scarce.
Because, remember, things that I DO NOT write them up.
And this should make you think.
Apple Store Carugate
Background: I was fucking the battery and I have to buy a new one.
within the store - as always full - I do off assholes among children who bite the corners of ' iPhone, rincitrulliti you wonder how the Ipad bendiddio be all that it is, and we feel with wooden shoes salespeople.
of that is always full. The Nerd attracted after Big Bang Theory.
However, in this hell - because hell if we can say that there really is a mix of Ikea, the Esselunga during the sale of the fish of the five December 24, and the Apple Store - develop a committed and violent.
" Sorry!"
" Yes?"
" I need this,''the Pro 17" Monster battery
"Ah, yes.'ve Got it."
"Where?" Why not 'I found ... " lied, I have not even sought. In that chaos also figured if I start to look!
"The we back in stock. You want do you take one? "
am puzzled. Why ask for something, if he does not intend to buy it? What sense would it? However I smile and nod." S-yes, of course. Yes . "
" Okay, I'll be back. "He rubbed my battery and disappears for ten minutes.
back with my hand in new and extraordinary battery.
" It 's a little expensive, it costs 139 euro. "
Strizzi an eye for a sudden twitch, and nod "Yes, I knew. Okay. "
He looks at me a bit 'forbidden, does not seem to understand that I want a goddamn BATTERY "The take anyway?"
"Yes!" Eccheccazzo! What is not clear that the concept I want to buy a new battery?
He makes me do a few laps here and there in the store, pay with cash machines here, the ticket out of there, but the package is here. The only idiot I chose the Apple Store.
Really cool.
In the end, God willing, I pay, and I lose my eye on the ticket, € 125.
Now, a normal person would say: Have you paid less, shut up, lift your butt and go.
I, of course, from the top of my stupidity, I say: " Sorry ... but it is less "
" Yes, I know"
"... .. But you made me pay less
" I made 10% off! "
" Oh. Figo. Um ... and why? "
" It 's a standard discount for students. "
" It 's a standard discount for students. "
I admit I felt young for a second, but, on balance, I am 20 years does not show a bit more '. "But I'm not student"
"Oh, and what do you work?"
"Yes ..."
"graphics?"
"Say yes"
"Use Phothop?"
"Yes ... .."
"And are you a student?"
"... No"
Ride, like a poor idiot, give me a pat on the shoulder - A pat on the back! - And says "Let's say you are a student, huh? Nice day!"
I left there that I did not want to believe it.
And I'm still in doubt. I do not know if I think he simply wrong to make me a 10% discount, and then he made a joke, or did it with knowledge.
And I'm still in doubt. I do not know if I think he simply wrong to make me a 10% discount, and then he made a joke, or did it with knowledge.
But the fact remains that pat on the back that has me upset.
I hate you, and I love you, Apple Store.
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